HA! Quotes from Sir Terry Pratchett's works.
This quote from Terry Pratchett's book, Equal Rites, holds tremendous appeal to my self-indulgent sense of intellectual snobbery!
"They both savored the strange warm glow of being much more ignorant than ordinary people, who
were ignorant of only ordinary things."
"His age was indeterminate. But in cynicism and general world weariness, which is a sort of carbon dating of the personality, he was about seven thousand years old." - Guards! Guards!
If you don't turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else's story.